Do you want to learn how to harness the power of your mind? If so, this is the class for you!
In Telekinesis for Beginners, students will learn to use the power of their focus while exploring the basics of moving objects with their minds. We will also work together to hone other psychic powers, which will be useful in controlling newfound telekinetic abilities.
Anyone at any age can begin to develop their innate telekinetic abilities, but the earlier students begin, the better. Of course, all students are welcome in our course, but younger students may find their talents easier to develop. Older students should not be discouraged, however, since telekinetic experts agree that it’s fully possible for all ages to find their powers.
Other topics covered in this semester-long course:
- How to discuss telekinesis with family and friends.
- Tips on how to deal with government agencies asking questions about telekinetic powers.
- How to write using telekinesis.
- Other uses for telekinesis.
Telekinesis has never been presented in an online format before, making it easier than ever for students to develop their powers. Dr. Kirsten Stein, a registered and trained telekinesis tutor through the Telekinetic Division of the Illuminati, has been practicing telekinesis in secret for over twenty years and is now prepared to adapt her curriculum to the online sphere. Few know that Dr. Kirsten actually has two doctorates– one in Educational Leadership and the other in Telekinetic & Psychic Powers.
The textbook used for this course is the most commonly used and widely acclaimed Telekinesis textbook, Telekinesis for Complete Beginners by Dr. Lucas Dreamwalker (2020 edition). It has not previously been made available to the public, but Dr. Kirsten has come to a settlement with Dr. Dreamwalker (after much back-and-forth). However, the terms of the agreement specifically state that the textbook only be made available to students signed up to take Dr. Kirsten’s course. Once students have been signed up, Dr. Kirsten will summon a textbook from Dr. Dreamwalker’s warehouse and direct it toward the student’s house. It will arrive in a typical Amazon package.
Note to parents:
- This course is the perfect companion to our upcoming Internet Super Sleuths course where we will hone our sleuthing skills while we explore a myriad of materials found on the Internet. We’ll summon the truth from the Internet using our newfound telekinetic powers!
- This course is the first in what will be a 4-part series as we reach ever deeper into the power of our minds.
- This course is part of our yearly April 1 series of courses.